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johnny_d
Papua New Guinea

This is wonderful!!

An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is
amazed at what good shape the old man is in and asks,' how do you stay in such
great physical condition?'

I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in
such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out playing golf.
I have a glass of vino, and all's well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more
to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's
still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the old Italian golfer. 'In fact he golfed
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and
had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's
a golfer, too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nono's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather....'

'He's 118 years old,' says the old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went
golfing with you this morning too?'

'No, Nono couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!!
Why would a 118 year- old man want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?'

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Posted 7 Nov 2008 11:27 AM

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