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TradeShowDave
California, United States

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Posted 18 Jul 2009 01:31 AM

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edward_t
North Carolina, United States

Printed sign near door: Door Alarmed.

Handwritten sign nearby: Window Frightened.

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Posted 23 Jul 2009 05:21 AM

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chublil
California, United States

Two boys sit down for Sunday breakfast and the mother asks them "what would you like for breakfast this morning Johnny", the little boy replied, "I want some F---- Pancakes". The boys father got up and proceeded to spank him pretty good. Johnny sat back down teary eyed. The mother turned to the second little boy and asked him the same question. "I dont know", little Billy replied, "but I sure as he-- dont want any F---- Pancakes!!!

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Posted 28 Jul 2009 01:19 PM

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edward_t
North Carolina, United States

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for
the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman,' and
started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner
if he had any odd jobs that she could do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.
"How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the
conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch
goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting."

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed
it to her along with a $10 tip.

"And, by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."

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Posted 31 Jul 2009 09:32 AM

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rick_c
Texas, United States

a blonde goes to a body shop to ask about getting a dent repaired. she had been there many toimes before and always complained about the price so he decided to see how blonde she really was.
he told her she could fix the car herself for free at home but it might take a while. he told her that if she blew in the tail pipe it would eventually build up enough pressure and pop the dent out.
she was doing just that when her blonde roommate came home and asked her what the hell she was doing.
when she was informed of what the mechanic said she stepped back and considered it for a minute. she got a ah ha smirk on her face and said...well dah...its not gonna work with the windows down.

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Posted 9 Aug 2009 12:00 AM

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