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Discussion:  This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
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Normandy
Co. Cork, Ireland
      
Rindercella and  her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard  frubbing sloors, emptying poss  pits, and  shivelling shot. At the end  of the day, she was  knucking  fackered.  The sugly isters  were right bugly astards.


One was  called Mary Hinge,  and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible  huckers; they had fetty  sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the  ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.  



Suddenly there was  a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.  Her name was  Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and  six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had  buge hollocks and dig  bicks.

The gairy  fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be  a cucking falamity.  At the ball,  Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock  struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran  out tripping barse over  ollocks,  so dropping her  slass glipper.  



The very next day  the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters  let  him in.. Suddenly,  Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.  'Who's  fust jarted??'  asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly  ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had  lifted,  he tried the slass  glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking  funk.  Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome  hince a knack in the kickers.  This was not  difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.  

He tried the slass  glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.  Rindercella and  the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in  lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen  swanny!

Posted 29 Aug 2011 07:06 PM Reply  Report this message
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johnr_j
Georgia, United States
Just one quick question Normandy - how many pints of Guinness did you have before you typed this?

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Posted 30 Aug 2011 02:04 AM Reply  Report this message
Normandy
Co. Cork, Ireland

Hi  Johnr J  

I would love to be able to claim it however This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this  without a snigger (though god knows how many takes).  

Irony is that they  received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much  for the whining PC herds.

With all our progress the PC requirement would mean uproar if it was broadcast today

You may not of heard of Ronnie Barker, but he was a very famous  ( or infamous ) comedian over in this part of the world then.

Posted 30 Aug 2011 05:55 PM Reply  Report this message

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