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Discussion:  A Priest & A Chief
Number of messages: 1

Georgia, United States

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was
leaving his Mission

In the jungle where he has spent years teaching
the natives when he

Realizes that the one thing he never taught them was
how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.  
He points to a tree and says to the chief, 'This is a  tree.'

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk
a  little further and he points to a rock and says, 'This  is a rock.'

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the  results when he hears

A rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top,

he sees a couple of
Natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds,

'Man riding a bike.'

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his

blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that

he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be

civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he

kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, 'My bike.'

Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads and

be darn careful when riding someone else's bicycle.

"Have An Exceptional Day!"

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