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michael_l
Queensland, Australia

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I
was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think You're going?"

She said,

"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

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Gidday!

Posted 26 Feb 2007 07:23 PM

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saddler
Staffordshire, United Kingdom

I hope everyone has got such a good sense of humour as you Michael, I am coming to live in Oz soon and jokes like these would certainly make the day go quicker.....

Posted 8 Mar 2007 09:02 PM

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michael_l
Queensland, Australia

Thanks Saddler, glad someone appreciates the jokes; it's a pity a few more don't get posted.
I'm sure you will fit in well down here!

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Gidday!

Posted 9 Mar 2007 02:16 PM

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Michelle
guangdong, China

hi;Michael
i am Michelle, your story of Sick Leave is very funny ,you are humrous too, yes, such funny story can relax us from heavy work! hope we can share the happiness

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Posted 8 Jan 2008 06:06 PM

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alan_m
United Kingdom

Saddler.

Slightly off topic,did you move to oz mate and did you find it easy getting a job?.

Modified 17 Jan 2008 02:45 AM
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Moon
NingBo, China

Hi, Mr Michael_l:
     Thank you for bring me happiness.
     Could you teach me how to speak jokes in english?
     For the different lanage, the express is different, the resule is different.
Thanks
Moon

Posted 17 Jan 2008 05:08 PM

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