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Discussion:  Chores
Number of messages: 2

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Normandy
Co. Cork, Ireland

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his  mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

...Well, he's a little pissed off, so:

he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast

His mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.


"Well," his mother says,

"I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting
any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway  across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna  tell him or should I?"




Posted 6 Dec 2011 10:16 PM Reply  Report this message
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TheBirdman
Oklahoma, United States

as Nelson on the Simpsons would say..
Ha HA!

Posted 12 Jan 2012 04:42 AM Reply  Report this message

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